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I’ve also been told that at times this blog could be considered NSFW. So caution to all those workers out there. 

Submissions will either be put into the running queue or posted at that time (at my discretion). 

Everyone who recommends me (and tells me via ask) will be put into a shout out post on Monday night. One lucky person will have their name drawn from a hat and find out why they should not exist.



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</description><title>Should Not Exist</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @shouldnotexist)</generator><link>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>You guys know I don&amp;#8217;t post here anymore, but did you know there is a blog that is unreasonably...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;You guys know I don&amp;#8217;t post here anymore, but did you know there is a blog that is unreasonably similar to what I used to do?!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Check it:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theworstthingsforsale.com/" target="_blank"&gt;http://theworstthingsforsale.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/44266315450</link><guid>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/44266315450</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2013 21:55:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I don’t think I really need to say anything about...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dad092b6332bbfaebcd8cacaff7bbf2d/tumblr_mhiqpss0Tp1qfnxawo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I don’t think I really need to say anything about this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Read an article &lt;a href="http://www.gizmag.com/ipotty-ipad-toilet/25764/" target="_blank"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/41988679781</link><guid>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/41988679781</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2013 20:56:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I know I haven’t posted in a while and I have probably...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me0shoXndP1qfnxawo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I know I haven’t posted in a while and I have probably missed a lot of things (feel free to send them to me), but every once in a while I see a thing that reminds me of this blog and I want to post it. I will try to do more in the coming weeks.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was always taught that magnets and computers don’t go together. Good thing cell phones aren’t computers…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/36472657814</link><guid>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/36472657814</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2012 20:37:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Should Not Exist</category><category>Cell Phone</category><category>Holder</category><category>Car Mount</category><category>Magnet</category></item><item><title>Public art just became worth existing…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyihwiG0yU1qlsf5co1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyihwiG0yU1qlsf5co10_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyihwiG0yU1qlsf5co2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyihwiG0yU1qlsf5co3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyihwiG0yU1qlsf5co4_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyihwiG0yU1qlsf5co5_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyihwiG0yU1qlsf5co6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyihwiG0yU1qlsf5co7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyihwiG0yU1qlsf5co8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyihwiG0yU1qlsf5co9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Public art just became worth existing…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/17555489741</link><guid>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/17555489741</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 11:47:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Electronic Cigarette</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.thesmartstyleliving.com/ereviewsa.asp?o1=ECIG7&amp;source=mad&amp;c1=mad&amp;popup="&gt;Electronic Cigarette&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;via &lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;a href="http://gotthelife.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;gotthelife&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/16964298479</link><guid>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/16964298479</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:53:05 -0500</pubDate><category>Shouldn't exist</category><category>Should Not Exist</category><category>Submission</category></item><item><title>Here's a list of 11 things that probably shouldn't exist.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.crazyasabagofhammers.com/11-cheap-gifts-guaranteed-to-impress-science-geeks/"&gt;Here's a list of 11 things that probably shouldn't exist.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;They blow too many people’s minds.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/14673007540</link><guid>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/14673007540</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 11:06:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I got this thing for my birthday. I never want to wear anything...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7seCxf8E1Ic?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I got this thing for my birthday. I never want to wear anything else again. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/8401561300</link><guid>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/8401561300</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 18:38:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Shouldn't Exist</category><category>Should Not Exist</category><category>Tuxedo Fuxedo</category><category>Jumpsuit</category></item><item><title>Cooking With Ian</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1urwUoxI-VI&amp;amp;feature=channel_video_title" target="_blank"&gt;Cooking With Ian&lt;/a&gt; SHOULD NOT EXIST because it started on a pure pushing of filming so we would not be bored and it has spawned into something that simply SHOULD NOT EXIST&amp;#8230;. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Editor&amp;#8217;s note: This explanation makes no sense,  but it came with the submission)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/6854156717</link><guid>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/6854156717</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2011 00:24:08 -0400</pubDate><category>Should Not Exist</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>I can’t believe with so many rules this moderator still...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li2maxdqq81qhtl9zo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I can’t believe with so many rules this moderator still posts typos!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/6416396477</link><guid>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/6416396477</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Jun 2011 08:36:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>a twitter exclusively for Christians</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.christianchirp.com/" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.christianchirp.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I wonder if the Westboro Baptist Church has something to do with this. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/6059819519</link><guid>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/6059819519</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 22:59:39 -0400</pubDate><category>Shouldn't Exist</category><category>Should Not Exist</category><category>Submission</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>This is the most amazing blog on tumblr.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
I will follow you forever.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Thanks dude. Sorry we don’t do much anymore.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/6035731051</link><guid>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/6035731051</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 08:39:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Hi</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Life has been so good, I actually haven&amp;#8217;t had to ran about anything for a while. Must be because I graduated. All my angst was from being in college.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;College shouldn&amp;#8217;t exist.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/6028680896</link><guid>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/6028680896</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 01:09:04 -0400</pubDate><category>College</category><category>Angst</category><category>Rant</category><category>Shouldn't Exist</category><category>Should Not Exist</category></item><item><title>Temporary Lip Tattoos</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll06p1iRuu1qc5f92.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.violentlips.com/" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.violentlips.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just&amp;#8230; why?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Finally something that wont rub off on my collar.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;span&gt;&lt;a href="http://intirnanog.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;intirnanog&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/5374126859</link><guid>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/5374126859</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2011 19:32:53 -0400</pubDate><category>Shouldn't Exist</category><category>Should Not Exist</category><category>Submission</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>Easy Rider</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Not the movie. Just that asshole that always tries to take a little bit more than you are giving. More than once in the last day I&amp;#8217;ve had people take what I&amp;#8217;ve done and asked me to do more. Not for a job, not because they paid me, not because they are even my friend. Just because they want something. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I sent out an announcement once because I was instructed to do so by a professor. I put all the details I was given. If you (the multiple people who asked me) want something added or changed, all you need to do is send out another announcement. Don&amp;#8217;t email me. Why? Because I actually don&amp;#8217;t give a fuck about anything I just said.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And oh man, so many special thanks to you for doing to job, poorly at that. Just because you handed me equipment in a very slow manner and not even some of the correct things, while giving me a hassle the entire time, doesn&amp;#8217;t mean I am going to put you in the special thanks credits. If equipment hours at 4 hours long, and it takes 4&amp;#160;1/2 to get the equipment when you had a month of prep time to get stuff together, YOU&amp;#8217;RE DOING IT WRONG.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So happy to be graduating&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/5350670126</link><guid>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/5350670126</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2011 22:53:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Shark Hats</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkwm3gkssZ1qc5f92.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This hat puts all others to shame. It&amp;#8217;s too good to exist.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/5321234707</link><guid>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/5321234707</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 May 2011 21:14:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Haha this thing is still circling the internet. But someone...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkk14a6fAd1qbukovo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Haha this thing is still circling the internet. But someone found something good to do with the cookies!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/5161160918</link><guid>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/5161160918</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2011 10:32:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
Nose Stylus
Really? You can’t put down your iPhone long...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkhlo3qy2g1qfnxawo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="300" width="400" src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/22991420?title=0&amp;byline=0&amp;portrait=0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://variationsonnormal.com/2011/04/28/finger-nose-stylus-for-touchscreens/" target="_blank"&gt;Nose Stylus&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Really? You can’t put down your iPhone long enough to take a bath? I think you need to get your priorities straight. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;via &lt;span&gt;&lt;a href="http://iamnotcleveratall.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;iamnotcleveratall&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/5082444957</link><guid>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/5082444957</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2011 18:48:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Shouldn't Exist</category><category>Should Not Exist</category><category>Submission</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>Regrets</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Oh wait. They exist. They are perfectly normal. What I am trying to say is that there is no Becky&amp;#8217;s best of this month. Instead, I am writing this post to tell you that I am no longer going to post every day. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sorry Katie, you&amp;#8217;re probably the only one that actually cares.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But it&amp;#8217;s getting to be Summer, which means I am going to have real jobs and be doing so many other things. I posted a long time ago that this blog shouldn&amp;#8217;t exist, and it&amp;#8217;s starting to really look that way.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m still going to post when things pop up, but it ill be more sporadic. Godspeed Tumblrs. Feel free to continue to submit things.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/5081790458</link><guid>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/5081790458</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2011 18:21:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Glitter</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkfdlgbJSD1qc5f92.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I know it&amp;#8217;s been said a million times, but glitter is the herpes of art supplies. If it gets on you, its not coming off. This just came up in conversation and I thought about how pissed I would be if someone blew glitter at me. Especially since it would get on/in my camera and it would never work the same again. Sorry if glitter is your favorite color.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/5045590581</link><guid>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/5045590581</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2011 13:57:56 -0400</pubDate><category>Should Not Exist</category><category>Glitter</category><category>Shouldn't Exist</category><category>Crafts</category><category>Sparkles</category><category>Arts</category><category>LOL</category></item><item><title>Monkeytail Beards</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkdburrw0J1qc5f92.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I guess it&amp;#8217;s this new thing where you grow out a sideburn, a half chin strap, and a mustache, then connect them all. I can&amp;#8217;t tell if it&amp;#8217;s cool, or fucking stupid. Probably stupid. Maybe do this for a night and see how many laughs you get, but don&amp;#8217;t keep this thing. It should simply not exist because it confuses the hell out of me. Unbalanced facial hair is like having one testicle.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/5013287917</link><guid>http://shouldnotexist.tumblr.com/post/5013287917</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 11:20:27 -0400</pubDate><category>Beard</category><category>Monkeytail</category><category>WTF</category><category>LOL</category><category>Should Not Exist</category><category>Shouldn't Exist</category></item></channel></rss>
